Dive so hard,
ma'fuckers trying to find me.
The first 1,825 people to reblog this will get a nice message in their inbox during 2014.

rydenbuttsex:

I’ll do five a day, in order of the number reblog you are. Likes do not count.

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humorstop:
“ When you find out your crush isnt single anymore
”

dorkly:

The NSA Infiltrates CounterStrike

[if you’re a good enough hacker, you can find more at Dorkly.com]

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iamhamburglar:

jessied181:

tltty:

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

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When you have a really “good” answer.

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alibuttons:
“keeeeeks:
“ smilingontheoutside912:
“ jennycrafts:
“ Love | Like | Share
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That is a super cute Idea
” ”
I would totally do this.
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I can break into those houses now

headless-hecarim:

*wildly cums because this url was hoarded and I main hecarim and headless is my favorite skin and she gave it to me*
headless-hecarim -> pier0gi

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

booochica:

booochica:

petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

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✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

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p1ants:

remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)

At first I thought this was a spiderman post

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paradisaic:
“ when will my reflection show who i am inside?
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clannyphantom:
“ mmmAAAAIIIIILLLL
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